HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uggs, and every weird, wild thing you can attach to your feet has just become irrelevant. VICE uncovers a style of Mexican boots beyond our wildest imaginations. Seems the footwear, termed botas vaqueras exóticas has become a bit of a status symbol down near both sides of the border, with regular night-club contests showcasing the longest and most outrageous tipped boots possible. Do we like these ridiculous kicks? No. Do we need a few pairs? Si! Now all the super-long, super-crazy boots trend needs is a catchy hybrid name like "flatform" or "mandal". Any suggestions, compadres? Leave 'em in the comments. (VICE)